Because transphobia rots your brain and makes you unable to think or talk about anything else

Why are they booing you? You’re right

Giants players go to restaurants and leave fake $100 tips that turn out to be advertisements

Cris Collinsworth reviewing theme parks: now here’s a ride

Remember when Lamar Jackson had a Pepto-Bismol™ moment in the middle of the game and came back to win it

That just made things interesting

Cris Collinsworth after washing your car: now here’s a dry

Cris Collinsworth playing LA Noire: now here’s a lie

Ah, yes, her defining song, Boy (I Need You) ft. Cam’ron

Awww man is Maria Taylor not here tonight? She’s the only reason I bother with the NBC preshow

Cowboys offense since halftime: HERE WE STOOOOOOP

Gahh dayum this year’s Call of Duty looks even more like dogshit than usual

Shoplifting from Old Navy because I saw Natasha Lyonne do it in a commercial/want to see John Fisher go bankrupt

Do we know who the halftime performer is gonna be? I want Creed to come back and take everybody higher

Smartest Jets fan

Jesus Christ how many more He Gets Us ads do we have to sit through

Fuck it, CeeDee down there somewhere

Damn, Tony and Jim don’t even get a desk anymore?

I can’t decide which of these teams to begrudgingly root for, so I’m gonna cheer for unwatchable Big Ten football that ends in a 0-0 tie

Any time the Kings beat the Lakers, it’s a great day for the sport of basketball