Completely overhyped player! The only thing he has is that he’s pretty marketable

Oh, how I’ve missed you! My beautiful pre match thread!!

I’m a simple man, I don’t even need too many red cards to be happy. Just Rodri getting a red should suffice

I’m sure all the black players in the men’s team is good enough to balance the lack of black players in the women’s team.

At the end of the day, you sign players that will improve the team without looking at color or race. It just so happens they’re all white

That’s like a small love tap by Ramos’ standards lol

Couldn’t have said it better!

Same here! I was actually even more hyped for Martinelli to make his UCL debut coz I wanted fans around the world to give him the plaudits he deserves. Saka already gets the respect he deserves but I feel a lot of fans of other clubs don’t really rate Martinelli as much as we all do so I wanted him to go out and show the world what he’s about.

SO HAPPY for him!

I don’t have slurred speech but I speak really really fast to the point when I end up swallowing words. When I speak to a stranger or random person I make a conscious effort to speak slowly. And people don’t really realize I’m actually speaking way slower than I normally do coz I’ve managed to sound normal.

I only speak at my ‘normal fast pace’ with my family, close friends and girlfriend who can all understand me

Completely agree with the mind being faster than my ability to articulate. That’s basically how it is in my case. Must be horrible being a commentator with slurred speech. Glad he’s in a better place now

Nah, this is too much even for our fans. Especially Øde who’s our captain and well adored by everyone

Very much like Arteta to buy 2 boxes for competition haha. Those are the foggin estandards!

How does the Chelsea result hurt? We were seriously lucky to even get one point there.

What should hurt though, is Jorginho’s fuck up against these lot. We should’ve gotten all 3 points against them.

Either way, we can’t be crying over lost milk, the season is a marathon. Not a sprint.

We should look at this season where they’re competing for the same spot. And currently Ramsdale has made less errors!

Now do the stat for errors done in 6 matches!

I’m with you as well. Ramsdale isn’t scared to clear it long if under immense pressure thereby making him safer and easier on the heart.

Raya on the other hand, has my heart in my mouth when playing from the back except for when he’s collecting crosses coz he’s really good at that

Oh definitely! His value on Transfermarket has gone up after joining us

A legit 100 million player!

He’s not even in his prime yet, insane! What a player!!

We’ve got ourselves a philosopher over here

This would be the funniest thing this year without a doubt