Guys Quick update:

I have it! I should probably go and get my eyes checked 😂 Ive mistaken it with the first aid kit as it was so small. But I got the repair liquid & compressor

Thanks everyone for the help and sorry for being blind. 😅

The car had 17 miles on it and was sold as new directly from the BMW showroom. But it wasn’t me placing the order on the car

This sounds like a reasonable answer. The “if” bit I might have missed out on

These Pilerril turned out to be not run flats, although the on board computer was programmed to think they are run flats.

If BMW is cutting corners on the costs of run-flat tires, I would at least expect to see a pump for an emergency, no?