• I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE

Hot take.

I loved cabin in the woods!

I don’t know you, and I don’t care to know you.

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Don’t worry bro, you’ll always have us internet homies!

This is why I donate blood

The corporate overenthusiasm “LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO”.

Ugh. Sure, maybe the product launch went great, but still. Ugh.

I keep doing exactly this to the girl at the gas station but it hasn’t worked yet??

Nah, just the shows.