Dave Portnoy should either stick to pizza reviews, or just shut the fuck up.

You can’t sue for a stupid fuckin bet you made, you egomaniacal clown of a meat bag.

Reddit gonna Reddit.

Constantly reminding myself that as a grown ass, seasoned, accomplished man … I’m paling around with children and college kids on Reddit.

The internet has turned the world on its head. There’s no way I’d sit and discuss a Bengals game with a child that wasn’t a friend’s kid in my house on Sunday. But in here, you just carry on a conversation with anyone in your sub with no knowledge of who they are.

So yeah … I don’t expect emotional maturity out of Reddit users as a baseline. Some of us have learned it, some haven’t.

I don’t play for the Bengals and neither do any of you. Take a breath and focus on your life. Not Joe Burrow’s. Promise… there’s value to be found on Sundays outside of the Bengals being a superbowl contender.

That’s up there with juju doing the flop dance as far as post quality. And that thing is all time.