Obviously nobody wants to brag about being a jobless nerd who posts on social media all day.

Real and straight. Anon didn’t have sex.

BONESAW BONESAW

Odds on his mom being fat?

Asking for a friend.

Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

Is emo cringe, or is it too nostalgic for that now?

I would make a deal with the raccoon as long as it continues to pretend to be my wife for social events.

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

At least you outlived the Dreamcast

Anon didn’t get laid.

Story is probably true.

To be fair, the first 3 hours of Indigo Prophecy are absolute kino.

John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn’t believe me.

We’re in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.

We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.

Why did you censor that?

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Did nobody else see this was written by a FUCKING SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR?

The flags are there, and they are red.