There is a Sub-Lem for that: https://slrpnk.net/c/buyitforlife

I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.

Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha

Inappropriate nicknames. Wait for her to do something slightly embarrassing, make a nickname out of it, then strategically use it in awkward situations.

My current frontrunners are “Whisp-a-doody”, “FUPA-diaper”, and “Dumptruck full o’ dead cows”.

That last one isn’t anything she did, but something we both witnessed that really upset her.

The Bird and the Bee, Black Moth, Blondshell, Bent Knee, Buke & Gase, Guerilla Toss, L’imperitrice, Lucifer, The Mysterones, Nico Vega, The Octopus Project, Orchards, Radiation City, No Doubt {first few albums, not the new garbage), Save Ferris, Rubblebucket, Elise Trouw

Just waiting for Sid Meier to make a new pirates game… Forever.

Magica on the PC had a really great intuitive spell system that was a “minute to learn, lifetime to master” sort of thing. I also played it with a controller, and found it lacking. But something like that PvP would be fun without waving your arms for 15 minutes at a time.