I got pretty damn good at Fortnite. When they inevitably moved on to the next trend, I was kinda bummed

Homecoming: tony stark decides to actually help clean up after himself for once instead of making the citizens of new york pay for it (many of whom are homeless after the events of “avengers”). Some union workers start to destroy small businesses and kill people because of that

This reminds me of the situation where people thought they were doing good by sending free food and clothes to underserved African populations, but it turns out it was putting their local manufacturers out of business.

Far from home: A guy kills people because his invention wasn’t respected as much as he would prefer

Billionaire names the employee’s invention “BARF” craps all over it, then uses it for himself

No way home: spider man destroys his whole life and sacrifices 4 people who he tried to help for the sake of all life in the multiverse

Why was the multiverse in trouble again?

Homecoming: Blue collar workers are told they’re fired and replaced by billionaire Tony Stark’s new government backed company, Haliburton. I mean Defence Force or something. System failed them so they said fuck it.

Far From Home: Billionaire’s company steals invention of his employee and passes it off as his own. Makes more billions. Dozens of the employees quit to support employee’s new plans of taking back his tech and usurping Billionaire’s world dominance. System failed them so they said fuck it.

No Way Home: Literally just a movie about how Spiderman and the system failed these “villains” who really just needed support with mental health and navigating a shit system.

I had one lucid dream experience. I was like “holy shit, this is a lucid dream! I can control everything happening.” And so I did. It felt so damn cool.

Then I woke up, at first impressed that I did that. Then I just couldn’t help but wonder if I was just dreaming that I lucid dreamed and that the choices I made were actually just a part of the dream. Now I feel like most lucid dreamers aren’t actually. Like this guy that can “control everything” and yet is somehow dreaming about Peter Griffin anyway due to made up limitations

Then I question free will or whatever and my brain hurts

One fell of a helony

Oh God, that emoji made me think of his accordion hand gestures. Was that the intention? It’s ruined forever

And also Trump promised he’d never use Twitter again. So obviously he’s back on, despite the great success of his own platform

DEN-VER! The last diiinosaur

My brain did the same thing. What the hell else is stored down in there??

To the geriatrics in Congress, kid is anyone under 50

what a terrible way to live in such modern times, the year of our Lord MMXXIV

What I mean is that whether he existed or not, something was bound to mainstream the antivax movement

At this point, he was a symptom. He was pushing a narrative those people already wanted to hear. They’d likely still be the way they are. They’d have found their excuse somewhere. And by now, anyone not immediately, loudly, aggressively pushing back on the bullshit narrative are bad actors with ill intentions

the thing is I can’t afford a boat

Yup I’ve used it to write my meeting. And so many teachers using it to lesson plan

And if you ask for iced tea, you have to specify unsweetened

I’m watching Loudermilk (I guess because it’s trending right now).

Season 1 had absolutely hilarious episodes, but also some bumps (especially later in the season). Season 2 they made some obvious changes and found their stride. If you stopped or got bored in season 1, push through. It’s worth it

Tons of girls on Twitter have come forward sharing sexual DMs sent to them by the voice actor of the main characters. They were young and underaged girls.

He haa also separately been accused by more than one woman of sexual assault, one of which went to trial (this is why he was fired), although the trial ended in his favor due to “lack of evidence”.

If you’re not opposed to stealing from Reddit, desire paths was one of my favorite subs before the shitification

When anyone says they’re anti cancel culture, I always reply “Yeah it was lame when those cancel culture assholes all attacked bud light”. Because they definitely are a type.

I bet he’s using the sob story of getting fired to slip into more underage girls DMs. I’m all about canceling creeps and rapists.

I stopped watching Rick and Morty because of the child predator. I had no idea they replaced him in season 7!