If you have room in your rectum, that’s always a good option.

Someone tell Allen Iverson to stop threatening to take everyone’s jobs. I watched some old 76ers videos, and crazy to see him turn from one of my favorite NBA players into a supervillain almost overnight.

First year of Taysom hill being awesome, he was listed as QB/TE. Then the QB1(either Jameis or Brees I guess) got hurt. So he was a starting QB that you could put in the TE spot. After a week or two, they changed the designation to QB only. But if you had him in your Roster as a TE for ESPN, he could stay as long as you didn’t move him, or make any adds/drops. So, I kept that motherfucker in there for many weeks. Now I probably wouldn’t do it, as I think it’s borderline immortal, but I was younger and edgier back then.

Oubre? Batum? Paul Fuckdy Duckdy? who starts at 3?

Okay, not retarded… developmentally disabled.

$500 on 76ers ML pays $1500

$1000 on Paul “fuckdy Duckdy” O 4.5 pts pays like $2200

Lets hope I win