Not Chad McTruth

i aint your moron pal

trump knows his believers like me dont know what crypto is so hes just trying to scam the liberals and there might be a little collateral damage like if mark accidentally buys it but still

are you suggesting im lying you better not be because i dont lie EVER

so tell me if i have this right its a meme about the way melania smells and theyre trying to sell it to people but it has no real value because its a made up currency because memes arent currency

thank you i was beginning to think i was crazy also she appears to be smelling her hands so im thinking shes enjoying her natural scent and the perfume will make wearers smell like her natural odor

this didnt help at all thanks though

seems like you understand whats going on here can you tell me is she selling memes or perfume

slightly pushing back

he is holding a gun

thanks for asking i love telling this story

it was spring break of 1999 and i had just gotten a good deal on the rerelease of tom & jerry the movie so obviously i spent most of the day watching it several times and you know how sometimes you watch something and you really relate to a character and you just wanna embody them well thats how i felt about jerry so you already know what i did i went out and i got LOADS of cheese the good stuff too i was eating kraft singles all evening

after all that cheese and tom & jerry i was purely content so naturally i slept like a rock and dreamt good dreams and to this day can you believe it that was the best sleep ive had my whole life and sometimes i try to recreate it but its not the same and one thing that made it so special was i dreamt that my crush accidentally forgot to put on clothes how great is that

anyway that morning i asked my mom if we could call my brother so i could tell him about it and it turns out he died in his sleep that night of cardiac arrest

my big brother always gave me a gum called abc gum when i was little and it was a very cool texture that ive never seen another brand do but fortunately my brother is dead so i cant ask him where he got that gum

thats exactly where i got the photo from so what are you trying to say

if that were true then explain this photo i found

how deep does this go how can we know that the “real” real estate guy didnt send in a REALER real estate guy

oh i thought trump himself was the real estate guy

funny because i heard it had to do with a real estate guy and i saw a picture of trump with a gun in a desert so explain that

i wonder if trump is aware of the environmental impact of this kind of behavior because if he keeps this up hes going to need new tires very soon

im just going based on what the headline says

tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup

i dont know the rules i just worry about him