I got to disagree with the “learn the language and customs” thing. I live (also born and raised) in one of the most culturally diverse cities in America: Germantown, Maryland. I couldn’t be prouder, and I also couldn’t care less if you don’t speak English.

Be yourself. You are welcome here.

Wanna redo my kitchen for $15k? I’ll hire you right now, and pay half up front.

Been rocking stainless for about 15 years. No issues. I have no prob searing pork chops without any sticking.

My father has dementia. At some point it becomes less about making the best of what’s left, and instead finding all of the poop footprints he tracked around the entire house after stepping in his own shit.

This did not happen.

Old Man Thunder by Ween

I’m actually surprised no one has mentioned it yet.

Someone takes a lot of anal.