Boy did I miss that by a mile.
Boy did I miss that by a mile.
Far and away the 90s and it’s not even close. We had the internet but it wasn’t stalking us. We had cell phones but your parents couldn’t drop a tracker app on it to see if you were actually at Doug’s house. Gas was cheap. Airports were better, flying was better, fewer people, god I miss the 90s.
“I killed Al Capone!”
I’ll give it a chance but it’ll be weird without Timmy.
Shocker
It didn’t even occur to me that it’s a remake, awful idea all around I hope it absolutely fails.
The pentagon is the king of missing money, I don’t know why they would care.
I hope they come in yellow.
The long nap, I think about ending it daily but I know it would fuck up my family so I don’t. What will I care if I’m dead? I don’t want to reincarnate as a cockroach, so I’m trying to keep karma neutral.
All empty spaces should be shot glasses filled with water to help avoid a hangover.