Best roguelike ever, in my oppinion, is ADOM. Especially using the original ASCII graphics. It has more depth and content than any other game Ive encountered. And the original version is still completely free (paid version adds pixel graphics and some advanced options)
Being the reason they put up a sign.
I can make more money working during the delivery process than Id save by picking it up myself or taking time to cook.
Unless theyre blocked by a non-compete
Same. I got a set of porter cable tools that are still going strong 19 years later (though I am on my third set of batteries).
Other methods of theft, however, are acceptable.
That was in a short reel during the comedy central roast of pamela anderson.