Denvil

Isn’t it that you can read, but every time you look away it changes to something else?

I should note I’ve never had any vivid dreams or lucid dreams with which I could remember much of anything in the first place so… Idk

Why would you only wash one side…?

Well now you’re clearly just putting words in my mouth and making far flung assumptions

I guess that means the American Revolution didn’t work either because we just wound up at war with Britain

I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there