“Be excellent to each other”.

Friends, family, and lovers dying before you.

I stopped to look around and never left.

Being completely unaware of anyone else:

• Standing in doorways, using your phone or having a conversation
• Talking loudly when inappropriate, when I’m in pain at the doctors, I don’t want to hear about your roses
• leaving your shopping trolley blocking the aisle sideways in the supermarket while looking for your stuff
• driving down the middle of the road so everyone else has to pull over, when there’s plenty of room for two cars to pass
• stopping in the middle of the road without indicating, while: looking for your destination, or having a conversation, or deciding what day it is
• riding your delivery bike down the footpath at high speed weaving between pedestrians

As Jean-Paul Sartre said, “Hell is other people”.

The New Zealand War is the biggest political scandal of our history in history with a new generation that will never forget it because it is the only one in the history books.

• Excellent
• Bogus

We saw Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure when it first came out, not knowing anything about it, and it’s become a staple for us ever since.

• Inconceivable
• As you wish
• Life is Pain
• He’s only mostly dead

So many more great lines from The Princess Bride. The movie was introduced to me by some friends, and (it got complicated). I always remember the first time I saw it sitting in the living room smoking weed.

The bible. Inconsistent, unethical, and immoral.

I’m working on a Manny Calavera mask.

Short History Of

1. Men are incompetent and stupid
2. Same ad over and over for stuff I don’t want or need
3. The offensive ads that assume I’m a boomer with too much money:

• I can’t afford to buy a single house, why would I want landlord’s insurance on my holiday house?
• I’m barely keeping my head above water, why do you think I want to refinance my house?

Telling me what I can save without telling me what it costs

ad: “Save $3000 this month on European cruises!”

me: How can they make money selling cruises for $15 each?

ad: “Popular soft drink $1.90 off per litre this week!”

me: That’s the normal price!

Due to poor life choices, I’ve had six.

I had a really good dentist and none of them were a big deal in terms of pain or discomfort. Just boring sitting there for long periods waiting for it to be done. I closed my eyes and meditated into a half doze. Good luck!

Define “better”. Surely it’s a matter of personal opinion?

I was part of a team that was trained in COBOL to help update code in time for Y2K. We’ve been headhunted by the same company several times in the last ten years to further update and maintain the same code, originally written in the mid-1970s. I’m now 56, and I suspect that code base will live at least as long as I do.

You Are a Tourist - Death Cab for Cutie

Neil Diamond, of all people, has a version, which you might or might not like.

Do people still use Chrome ?

Mainframe computers

Anything from the Grim Fandango soundtrack.

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