12 D Linemen Sacking
11 picks from sauce
10 more mil in cap space
9 jet blue airplanes
8 blocking linemen
7 Moorstead fakes
6 Pats fans injured
FIVE SUPERBOWL RINGS
4 new play callers
3 coaches fired
2 new wide receivers
And bury NAMATH UNDER THAT TREE 🎶
This sub is in shambles and it’s hilarious