Love how calm and composed Freddie is as a pundit

Would Garnacho get on to our bench?

lol at hellofresh squeezing in at RB because any alternatives have been woeful

Why did you want them to join you if you don’t want to interact with them? lol

You’re a mentalist!

The worlds of football and drag just don’t collide often enough

I’ve crowdfunded an extra million. Fabregas, Rice, Cazorla

Idk about the brand but I’m lead to believe Gunnersaurus makes them in his basement complex beneath the old clock end. It’s amazing how dexterous he can be with those claws

I’m mixed race and get seasonal depression in summer. Go figure

Ben Doak lol

When you think someone looks really short in the pre match line ups and really short in an instagram screencap shitpost so you look up their height and realise they’re actually just the same height as you

I don’t think there’s a clear stand out performer. The stats suggest Saka has delivered more end product than the others but they’ve all played their part. Yes, even Havertz.

Out of the cup tomorrow, 2-2 draw at St James’, wins in the other four games.

Ray Parlour, the wind-up merchant, as a GK

lol at spurs winning things that don’t matter. I’d love to see where they are on the chart about trophies won since 16/17

Great shout tbh

First group game I missed the first half due to travelling. Second group game I tuned in five minutes after kick off because I was on a call. Third group game I finally tuned in to see the lads coming out of the tunnel and I still missed the CL anthem because of these jokers and their eminently worse pop song.

Need someone who can do a killer Mikel impression to vocaroo this

Does anyone actually have the goalkeeping stats? We already know that Raya is better at distribution, but how is he compared to Ramsdale when it comes to shot stopping and conceding?

These boundaries are so arbitrary