TLDR: Fire Ty!

There’s a chance the Warriors are up by 14 with 30 seconds left and we’d still see a wild ending to a late November game.

But you know, those courts could be better.

Not saying Zu doesn’t have his flaws or that DJ didn’t do off on him, but he still put up 23/14. Did Kawhi miss 16 shots because of Zu? Is he also why PG-Harden-Norm-Mann scored fewer combined points than Reggie, who no one could stop?

Me every week: “Just make the pain stop.”

This team is literally that meme of the lady yelling at the kid to be normal.

This would probably be the worst loss in Clippers history, just narrowly edging out G6 against Houston.

Can’t spell Westbrook without W.

Optimistic fans: “Norm just bumped knees, he’ll be fine.”

Jasen Powell: “Bring the bone saw, that leg has to go.”

Have to make the most out of these DJ-less minutes.

“Who has that Clippers energy?”

“No one does, Hannah, no one does.”

No idea when I’ll pass away, but pretty sure it’s going to be while watching a Clippers game.

Hate these kinds of games. If you win it doesn’t mean anything, if you lose you’re a laughing stock. Meanwhile, the opponents with missing stars usually leave it all out there. We did it ourselves a bunch of times when Kawhi was out for the season and PG also missed a lot of it.

And even if you do come out strong after halftime and blow them out, there will still be questions about that first half. But whatever, just get the win.

People need to stop this Bulls slander. They were just a few minutes away from eliminating Miami in the play-in and booking themselves a one way ticket straight to the NBA Finals.

Bulls players seem one more bad loss away from showing up with “please trade for me” signs around their necks.

Draymond taking some time to think about what his next wrestling move against Rudy should be.

I have now changed my prognosis from “blow it all up and build around Kobe” to “can’t decide what jersey to wear for the championship parade”.

Ty showcased Mook for most of last season and that eventually got us Harden, so let’s wait and see how this plays out.

He will play, and that girl will be sitting courtside with an engagement ring on.

The bench unit is getting crushed, they’d have no answer for Big Zu.

Thank goodness T-Mann wasn’t there, my heart couldn’t handle seeing him with someone else.