An old friend always said “time flies like fruit flies like a banana.”

I’ve always preferred this version because of the flow, and because it makes you think a little more before it clicks.

“I don’t know, CJ! I keep telling you I’m not Catholic!”

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Nope! 36,000 gross and 27%.

That… That sounds exactly like something my arch nemesis would say! Someday you shall face the wrath of… The Procrastinator!! Mwoooohahahaha!