I don’t know what I hate more about this motherfucker, his general moral conduct or the fact that he’s also legitimately funny sometimes.

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“Blast these post modernist ladyboys! I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT COCK!”

Future students of geopolitics will take entire courses studying “The Simpsons”

This meme will be popular when D.C. gets nuked

I have a canon pixma printer and the goddamn IT people can’t make it work with my new laptop. Fucking bullshit.

Motion to eject them before they eject us

I yield back my time

So what’s killing us now? Because last I heard life expectancy is dropping.

Spoken like a Weimar

So, this was the only place that I personally found in Italy that even tolerated topping options for pizza, and I think they kind of went out of their way to accommodate Americans. Typically they have a limited selection of popular topping combinations; Margherita, bufala, etc., and you have to choose from that set. I think the place was unique in that way and they were pretty friendly about it.

In Italy, at “L’Isola della Pizza” in Rome, I asked the guy if I could get a pizza with salami, pepperoni, and sausage, and the guy was like “ah, American style!”

It’s the wastewater guys that make the good money

The military industrial complex is counting on it

Thanks for dropping the “public option” after going into closed door negotiations with the insurance companies for three weeks and coming out with a mandate handing them millions of new captive market participants and putting few, very sacred few limitations or regulatory requirements for how to run their industry. Thanks for dismantling your campaign infrastructure when the GOP started playing “the heel”.

This is the reason why he stopped Bernie. He (and many others in the Democratic Party leadership) knew that only a huge populist movement like Bernie’s could tear power out of the hands of financial/industrial Oligarchs. He’s terrified that if we get some variation of universal healthcare in his lifetime, EEEEEEEVERYONE is going to go back through all that bullshit they said, all the excuses they made, and rub their faces in it. Not only that but also most of these crooked politicians are heeeeaaavily invested in the various private healthcare companies.

I am not a particularly religious person, but I know this to be true: You can’t serve two masters.