Preseason I predicted 65 wins and +12 differential

He’s not going to interact with us in a non professional capacity and I don’t want him too

He obviously browses this Reddit.

We are the only team making consistent game threads about how much we love our new announcer after every away game

Him and management are definitely aware how well this is working out to start. Eventually maybe he will do an AMA here that would be cool.

Im actually stunned this happened. Derrick White was immediately an impact player. At what point could this article be taken seriously?

Celtics Blog has been a joke for a long time IMO. Its haydays was the 2000s.

AI Mike Gorman voice. Drew Carter talks the words but it comes to us in Mike’s voice.

This somehow makes my posts look sane by comparison

As they should be!! Their bodies are probably sore AF

Agree. NBA probably did do all this and Ice Cube is a POS. Both can be true.

The NBA will have to settle this. There is no shot they risk a trial jury to their fate vs a Celebrity.