We did - don’t you remember?

I was a mystical land pirate! But for a different sovereign.

Eyeball it. Smell it. Shake it. Pour it (if applicable).

Pass = consume

Fail = discard

I used to weep for humanity, but see every day how we deserve what we’ve wrought.

A fossilized human skeleton.

I run mine on a raspberry pi zero - wasn’t terrible to set up.

Hahaha this guy thinks the dictator is going to give us a Constitution 🤣