This. Just 3 or 4 seconds of contact, then look away. A minute or 2 later, do it again. It becomes ingrained eventually. Don’t stare into someone’s soul the entire time. That’s creepy and can be taken as aggression.
This. Just 3 or 4 seconds of contact, then look away. A minute or 2 later, do it again. It becomes ingrained eventually. Don’t stare into someone’s soul the entire time. That’s creepy and can be taken as aggression.
“I’m a mover and a shaker! Watch this!”
I can change the oil in a car and start a pull lawn mower!
“Based.” Did I say that right, or was it cringe?
I do, and most non-idiots do. Change the script once in a while.
Fuck Putin.
Fuck Putin.
Money. And the power to protect that money. That’s it.
“Liberal” in the US means 80’s Reagan Republican.
"Did you know I have an AI camera in every single bathroom? Would you like to know which ladies are front wipers or rear wipers, or which guys don’t wash their hands after drip flicking after peeing? Wouldn’t that be fun?
Figaro is not amused. Run, while you can.
Definite dominatrix energy. Yes, madam, may I have another?
Please, someone, make #CommanderKadama happen.
Commander Kadama: “Brace for impact, bitches.”
I’m ashamed to admit this, but I only glanced at that and didn’t realize that wasn’t Harris. I just assumed it was because “Of course it is.” Which in the intention of whoever created it. Goddammit. I’ll be in contrition for a week. Hold my calls.
I remember those, Red Bull. Drank a few, but didn’t notice any side effects.
Speaking of the Red Bull, one of my ex-girlfriends categorized them perfectly: “It looks and tastes like a diuretic’s piss.” And her father was a MD who specialized in diabetes.
Mountain Dew. Has more caffeine than coffee.
We should deport them to Idaho. Build a wall around it, and shoot anything that tries to leave on sight.
3 on the tree, baby!