Jesus christ, the people on this platform…

Do you really think they’re keeping the fact they’ve been to prison on the down low? It’s a joke at their own expense.

Ride MTB, dork.

Actually kinda brilliant the level of self awareness here.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here

As old as humanity itself, and possibly older. The graffiti at Pompeii was filthy.

Andy they would be screaming if he then proceeded to attack someone else.

You’ve been spouting absolute nonsense with total sincerity, I’ll give you that.

It’s incredible just how detached from reality they are.

It’s genuinely amazing how far out of touch you are, I don’t even know where to start.

You definitely don’t just fill out an online form to move to my country permanently.

Tourist visa, sure. The process to actually relocate somewhere is a whole different ballgame.

So he can threaten someone else with a knife? That dude was a time bomb.

You don’t even get pneumatic tyres. Or even solid rubber tyres would do something.

You could always try less than lethal weapons, like a Taser.

Oh wait, they did. Twice.

Tl-Dr

Countries that are worth moving to are typically quite choosy about who they let in.

What are they referencing in the first instance?

If it’s the subway thing, I’m pretty sure you need four people to be a mass shooting.

Also don’t pull knives on cops.

Do you really need to ask?

I think this is one situation where I’d be genuinely speechless.

How did deep fried memes become a thing? We really will jump on any bandwagon, won’t we?

I cook with cast iron almost daily, all I do is scrub it with hot water and let it dry, and it’s ready for the next day.

What the fuck did I just read.