No, the orange shit stain in the audience was

We congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.

…and the US could make a China shaped nuclear crater to the west of Taiwan. Then everyone clapped.

“Bro, what if…”

Measuring cup from Walmart. Packaging said dishwasher safe. It was not.

Better Homes Food chopper that couldn’t be disassembled to clean it. Potato chunks got pulled up into the housing by the blades and just rotted there with no way to access it. The exact same model is still sold in stores.

One of these is wage theft. Don’t enable that shit.

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Not every news article and decision on the world revolves around Israel and/or Gaza.

Maybe talk to and raise your kids to think for themselves, while making sure they don’t endanger themselves on the Internet?

There are plenty of things my friends were doing that I wasn’t allowed to join in growing up.

I got a free battery replacement and have not had any issues afterwards. Just stating for a data point.

“Behold! A Van!”

A reminder this was during a time period we all collectively agreed to ignore Arnold’s accent for narrative purposes.

Apparently it can also cause a break up when your SO decides they don’t like your family.

If a certain critical mass of people like it, it suddenly gets expensive and simultaneously the quality of parts gets worse

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Something something “making disciples.”

Bun, brat, mustard, sourkraut. If there is a pack of malt vinegar in the drawer, that too.

People getting wise to the military. Many would defend their country, but don’t want to die for an oil company to make an extra thousand. Guessing which is more likely is left as an exercise for the reader.

Because in war, the only goal is to remove the enemy by any means. Warcrimes mean nearly nothing if you remove the entire opposition. Victors write history books.

1901 Edison victrola. Listen to Edison’s band.