Cry Tears of fucking joy that the news was fake and to cause drama.

…And then try to find and strangle whoever decided to make stressful, boring hell.

Either I’m tired or the "tism can get worse cause I was genuinely thinking “ForkKnife” was like a knockoff Minecraft that was getting popular because guns or something for a good full minute.

Texas weather sucks all year. It’s so hot you’ll die in an hour in the summer and the wind makes it cold as shit even in fall.

Executive Dysfunction.

I wouldn’t be surprised if said uncle asked to be made into a guitar or something.