I put the lawyers under Oracle since they are the physical manifestation of the corporation. Think of Oracle as “crack” and Oracle Sales as “crack dealers”. Each horrible in their own special way.

The only thing worse than Oracle are Oracle sales people.

Or your dog. Safety first!

You get handcuffed as a precaution. You do not have to be arrested. You can het handcuffed on a traffic stop if the officer decides they have cause to search your car. Etc.

“What is it Lassie? What? Lulu fell down the well?!?”

I see that it is also a hard drive.

I got you fam!

Will it also include the ever popular self-immolation microcode?

September 12, 2001. I accidentally shut down an entire production plant. Management didn’t even get mad. They closed the plant for the day, I kicked off the boot cycle (takes hours for the system to be ready for production again) and everyone went home to be with their families. Nobody’s head was on right that day anyway.

EDIT: A few years later I was testing some BigIP configs on a tertiary unit when suddenly the entire e-commerce site went down. Apparently this unit used to be a primary before being demoted and someone (not me) forgot to disable replication, so when I wiped all the rules from my “test unit” I inadvertently wiped all the rules to the production units. Technically it wasn’t my fault but it was still an “oh fuck” moment.

Linux, Win, rEFInd too. Windows is the destructive force here, so rEFInd should always go after it.

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Same. I have been trying to remember the name for years. All I can remember is that some magazine called it “a warehouse in Brooklyn full of music obsessed hipsters”. Best curated music lists ever. I discovered so much new music with it.

I know this is an old geezer comment but I miss FPS games where you could configure and host your own server. To this day I can still boot and find Unreal Tournament (1999) servers with active lobbies.

I like rEFInd

To this day, no music streaming app has been as good as Google Play Music. I miss the professional human curated playlists too.

The “How to lengthen the penis.” seminar will meet in room 12-C at 10:30. Seating is limited.

I love how almost all attendees are women. I am so curious about what this was all about.

Bonjour. I am french male model and Olympic pole vaulter.

Strong “This is fine” vibes.

Make it make sense.

The price was bullshit to begin with. The cream probably sells over the counter for about $2.50 in most other countries, so OP still ended up paying 10x the price.

We currently have a stacked roster thanks to those mandates. Even more hilarious is that we are helping three clients who’s projects are currently underwater because they lost key staff thanks to return-to-office mandates. We are not a staffing agency, we are a highly specialized firm, so right now they are paying six times the cost for specialists to do what they used to do with in-house staff. Funnier still, we have been a 100% remote work firm since 2012, so ultimately the office is still empty. SMH