Now I understand what they use all those ThinkPads for

Apply just to not pay and have the position terminated

I had arch, it never broke on me for no reason. Sometimes the pacman wouldn’t update because of some weird keyring issue, but that was about it. Then my Logitech mouse randomly stopped working and I tried everything. Then I hopped distros to see if it worked better and that didn’t help. Now I’m on opensuse

You dust your sails?

If nothing is lost, what did you compress away? Decompression is magic, I ain’t gotta explain shit

Compression is lossy.

They’re faster, stronger, wiser, can do impossible stuff and magic. It only makes sense

What if I just want the screen to turn on, displaying the last output I used? No, we gotta boot Android and then select the output through a menu for no reason

VLC player with mpv

Only killing ten people is borderline antisemitism

No, no, there’s /home and stuff you need not worry about

Lemmy is still a small place with a lot of Linux users, so this likely shows up in several people’s /all

You can’t just accuse them like that, there’s a line!

You need quite a bit of fiddling to get everything set up, and then it just works

I think he meant Bush for saying that Christmas shopping was a patriotic duty

Being a millionaire and a psychopath are good reasons

There’s so much potential, and it’s all being thrown in the gutter.

No same sex marriages because of historical accuracy, but of course a bear married to a horse could rule the Holy Roman Empire.

Not sure if this is Crusader Kings or not

Your tax dollars at work 🔫