You do realize that the Onion is joking about something he actually, verifiably said?

Because he’s so shitty that even a parody of reactionary talking points can’t match the reality of how racist and vile they are?

So you’re the one who “ate the onion.” As usual, you’ve got it exactly backwards in the most hilarious way possible. God damn it’s funny how reactionaries always post a source that contradicts what they believe. Also, apparently satire has to be spelled out like a Ben Garrison cartoon for it to pierce the thick protective layer around their brains.

What do you think the joke was?

You need to start the pan hotter. They only stick for me if I cook them without preheating the pan.

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I started playing Satisfactory with a friend a couple weeks ago.

I realized yesterday that it’s basically my job if it was fun.

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The police don’t pick someone up without a reason.

Back the blue! 💙

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