Cam Newton, J-Stew, and Mike Tolbert have forever ruined my short yardage expectations

For like 10 years, it was a guaranteed pick up

Now, don’t let TB score in 10 seconds lol

Our uniforms are beautiful

never change them

(and stop wearing the black pants with the white jerseys)

We draw penalties at the most inopportune times, it’s comically bad

Take Frank’s shoes and make him walk his ass back to Charlotte, where he can collect his belongings and leave the team

Part of me wants to kneel it out, because catastrophe always strikes when we try to score before half

I think Frank might actually get fired today

How hard can it be to get a play call in and snap? Why is it always under 5 seconds left on the play clock?

71 yard punt?

lol only us

Every week I am stunned at how difficult it is for us to push the ball vertically, how has this staff allowed it to stay this bad without trying anything new?

That’s what you call on 3rd and short, a toss 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage?

I’m not even sure what the fuck that play was supposed to be

Blackshear (one of the better kick returners in the league) is a healthy scratch? Oh boy

We need a short yardage back, that could be the difference.

Our inability to convert short yards in the redzone is costing so far. We could have 20+ points easy rn

Is a 17 play 92 yard drive Bryce Young’s fault too?