more like 104° days until summer ends

giggity

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you can attach a breathalyzer to your phone these days… so not too farfetched

it’s just so they can see who’s leaking war plans

I kind of like the thought of me pissing in the train and it travelling 300+ kph sideways and 9.8 m/s² downwards

there are dozens of us!

for me that is the exact other way around

come vist. 'tis a great (albeit mostly flat) place.
and there’s so much history everywhere.

two wrongs don’t make a right… but three ports do

ok. when you’re right, you’re right

a large portion of the world doesn’t…

that and standardized container sizes

In Dutch it’s still bakboord.

but we’ve been sailing for a long time!

you and the captain make it happen.

(just don’t be captain save a ho)

port and starboard both have an r in the word, for right. that’s how I remember them.

and broaden your shoulders when you do just to get the point across

i thought that was pigs

obviously not a lot of blood flow going on in this thread

it’s moist at most