My go to answer to ‘why I use Linux’ is a simple ‘I don’t agree to microsoft’s terms and conditions’.

If a user actually reads those T&Cs, and agrees to it, all power to them (well, all power to microsoft, but they agreed to that).

If the earth is round

Then why did my wife leave me

and go with the kids?

Why are these guys wearing clothes? It gets in the way of bodly functions. Have to spend 2 seconds to unzip your pants? Time wasted.

Everyone nude in the office from now on…

Somehow I don’t think this is14 hours old…

Its fun to learn how the system works, but after the 4-5th time trying to install something real quick, and there’s an error in your package.use or something, it gets a lot less fun.

If you have the time and patience, its really cool. But I just want a web browser without having to edit 3+ text files to allow it to work.

This is just like the golf incident

Are there any differences in gameplay? Show me a clip of any of the last 3-4 CoD games and I won’t be able to say which is which.

Last year I left town for Christmas. Family is always rushing to church, then to photos, then to lunch/dinner.

Rush rush rush.

Apparently its tradition. (I thought family time is more important, no matter if its 8am in a church, or 11am at the beach)

Go by myself to the Big City. Got to sleep in on Christmas day. Peace. Quiet. Best Christmas ever.

https://xkcd.com/2365/

OK. I’m printing chicken.pdf at work tomorrow.

If I get a call from my boss or IT, I’ll just blame you guys

I just saw the post about Red Dead 2 becoming the 4th most sold game.

It is 100% not my thing.

Its sad that I enjoyed GTA V, and am semi looking forward to GTA VI too, but the wild west genre is not for me.

Welcome to the future present

Have a look around

Its fun to see all the dependencies that your computer needs. I did install it on hardware. (Planned to use it as a daily driver and dual boot Bazzite for gaming on the weekends. Got lazy and now sticking with Bazzite).

I think its a fun Saturday/weekend project to boot up a VM and go through the install process to see what’s behind the scenes that your “normal” OS does for you.

Meeting a very think english accent in central UK is a 50/50 chance its actually Japanese. (Either it is or it isn’t)

Braille Skateboarding used to be so cool. They even made it to the news in Australia with the first glass skateboard video.

Last I heard was the park was destroyed WITHOUT telling the rest of crew it was happening, so they all missed out on a final session.

The Ambiguously Gay Duo

Lego Movie

Wait, did tom cruise drop the bomb in the new movie? I thought he was just the teacher on the ground?

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Insert that guy replacing his table salt with bromide salt.