My ex used to play guitar and he swore the only earplugs that were worth buying were Hearos earplugs. I tried them once. They’re really good. The only thing that compares are gun range ear muffs.

That’s it. We’ll all be living off of Annie’s Cheddar Bunnies and Amy’s Organic Bean and “Cheese” Vegan freezer burritos soon! First the cows were affected, now the chickens. Good luck grocery shopping!

Those people probably got the triad, though. Do you still wet the bed? Do you start fires? Do you torture animals? No? Then you’re probably fine! Being an introvert doesn’t necessarily make you a potential serial killer. Now, if you fit the triad, you might want to get some help.

It’s like I’m looking at a line from a Pretty Reckless song, but it’s not about a party.