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Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.

Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?

How big was the bullet??

Your coworkers are the other campers.

Gentle Reminder: Your boss is the bear.

Ah yes.

The cause of, and solution to, most of life’s problems.

The thin hot pink line?

Yes but why is looking “Gay” so villified that many men would rather die.

Peppa Pig is a shit head. Her dad is one of the worst personification of a father that I have ever seen in a children’s show.

Why would I want to represent that?

Now a Bluey Diaper Bag …

Fellas? Is it gay to take care of the child you made with a woman?

Working with Accenture

I am so sorry…

Has he tried being a senior developer? He should really try being a senior developer.

I want to know why I continually dream about taking a piss but never actually wet the bed.

Sorry about that. Bug fixed. You will now piss the bed.

Which is why they believe AI is the future.

It does everything they do.

Produce slop

You are actually the chart itself.

The all-too-common Load bearing IT

Back when optimization was Black Magic. Now we just tell the customers they need better hardware.

Someone probably had to argue hard to get 3 letter variables. Guarantee there was some one arguing for 1 letter variables.

It’s because they’re still trying to fit their Proletariat ass into a Capitalist shaped hole.

Oh dam I didn’t think that through.

I may be looking into getting a monitor arm now…

It’s like Picture in Picture but you know a whole lot better.