Yeeeeeees, get fucked all those supporting Chelsea 🤩🤩

“This guy” doesn’t jump on cringeworthy new lingo people use to appear a bit witty.

The fuck is this “minerals” shit? Just talk like a normal human being, yeah?

True. We’ve got shit loads of years with bad blood with Chelsea. People preferring Newcastle to them need their heads checked

You’re really pulling out this “warra” shit are you? Grow up you fucking embarrassment

Why is that a reason not to implement it? The lower leagues don’t use VAR but we have that.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I’m saying. We need it desperately

Omg omg, that mourinho quote for the millionth time, so witty!!

Messi was still better on almost every important metric. Get over it

The Bilbao one is his best ever imo. Hands down should have won the Puskás

Vieira’s found his level.

Sorry, it was set up so perfectly for that.

In all seriousness I hope he does a good job tonight and helps the young lads do the business.

Meh, I get that it’s just a thought experiment but, taking historical Cech seems against the spirit of this imo considering we never personally got that version. I like the rest of the team though and would probably have something very similar. The only other point I’d make probably is that Ramsey and Cazorla isn’t really a debate for me, I’d have Cazorla over Ramsey every day of the week. Rambo outside of 13/14 was largely incredibly frustrating to watch and would be quite careless with the ball at times, whereas Cazorla was about as secure as they come in possession.

Slightly worse 😂 fuck me, Havertz defenders are on some good shit. Maddison is galaxies better than Havertz ffs

How hasn’t Dinho been mentioned yet?

Never heard such tripe in my life. I get that you’re one of those guys that gets all soppy about a player having the best season of their career and upset at the thought of them missing out on a balon d’or to the actual best player in the world just because they’ve already won it a bunch of times, but wake up and see some sense.

Messi realistically should already have 10+ and none of the players you mentioned realistically deserved one over him. Get a grip.

This shit is so cringeworthy. I hate Chelsea more than any other club, absolutely can’t stand them, but Enzo not doing anything g/a wise says barely anything about what he’s doing as a player. He’s top class.