You absolutely do need soap. It literally causes bacteria to disintegrate, something you can’t do with water alone.

With either 90s techno or 80s synths in another track.

Firefox has PiP? Last time I saw that feature, it was the 90s and it was on a TV.

My brother’s first roommate was an alcoholic. First time I saw him sober it completely caught me off guard cause he was so much fun to be around when he was drunk, but a completely normal and boring dude while sober.

I hope he got the help he needs.

What’s what from? They made a blank post.

The “I’m so straight I only watch lesbian porn” crowd makes me laugh. I can relate cause my brother and I were like that once too. When you’re raised by conservatives in the 90s, you’re taught to believe that gay and straight are the only orientations available. And since we were both attracted to women, that means that we must be straight, right? Surprise surprise.

The point I’m making is that the “lesbian porn only” crowd should just come out of the closet already. They’d be a lot happier. 🏳️‍🌈

That car parked in that not really a parking spot is just asking to have their bumper ripped off.

It must be frustrating not being pansexual. The dating pool is so tiny for you! How do you even enjoy porn when you don’t find all the performers attractive?

Next you’re going to suggest that 2000 should come immediately after 1000 (instead of 1001) because we read left-to-right.

Year-Month-Day is the only way. It’s chronological!

But cottage cheese tastes good… (especially when paired with fruit)

I had that during my psychedelic phase but it eventually went away.

Why would anyone want to use an app for Patreon, anyway? It’s very much a browser experience.

I would love nothing more than for a piece of software to be “finished”, like the old days. This is why I don’t play mobile games, cause every time I want to kill five minutes while waiting in a line or something, I first have to download a 1GB+ update that will take an hour to download on my shitty prepaid line.

“He”? I thought it was a brand of headphones lol

Thanks for sharing the rest of the post. But I’m confused about who is speaking what during the last three lines after “even on our dates”.

Yeah seriously, I don’t understand why Github can’t just have a dedicated download button. Instead you have to dig through the Readme to find it and it’s in a different place every time.

Don’t need it. Stremio does everything I need.

It freaked me out for a second when the link opened in the Google Maps app instead of Firefox like usual. This is neat.

Edit: These time zone lines are now a permanent addition to my Maps app. Not complaining but this is some freaky shit. Simply clicking on a link can make a permanent change apparently, and it’s surprising that malicious actors are not taking advantage of this.

Try it out and let me know if it has support for stems and motorized platters. I want stems so badly.

I’m stuck using an ancient version of Serato when they arbitrarily decided to discontinue support for my beloved Numark NS7 II one day, just because “fuck you; buy new hardware”. One thing that would certainly get me back into Linux and DJing in general would be support for my controller in software with modern features.