Maignan should have gotten these last two.

stupid ugly Giroud

Might be a bit of a hot take but I think the cup won’t leave Madrid this season. Can’t see Real or Atletico falling behind Barça.

I had him to score tonight at 2.85 odds (37/20 for wankers & +185 for the Eagle British) but scoffed at it saying “LMAO it is fucking Alaves and Samu is no Messi”, forgive my ignorance king

As a guy whose team lost 33-1 or something (forgot the exact scoreline) in a match I played as a CB with the girl I like in the audience… how can I delete someone else’s comment?

Cersei, The Hound, Meryn Tyrant, Luis de La Fuente…

I feel cheesecake today.

I’m so happy La Real has avoided their annual battlefield injuries so far this year. Without this menace the sky is limit for them.

What a stupid thing to do just four mins into game… Just let him go ffs, there is a good chance he won’t score anyway and even if he does you have full 85 minutes of Bayern football to come back.

RIP to all accas.

When will Celta fire Benitez, seriously?

I said, “How bad can they get? OK they are shite but every once in a while they are supposed to win at home, right?” and bet on Basel. Now I’m living under a bridge. Just befriended a dog at least. Have a nice evening everyone.

Not-so-fun-fact: motherfuckers beat us in playoffs to qualify for EURO 2004 actually. We can’t even have PTSD because there is no “post” for this stress, they keep traumatising us.

Thank you Montella, you are my best friend

You are the clean sheet keeper, you are the legend

NO ERA PENAL, come on

Bertuğ has talent but he is already a little bit too cocky, hope he grows up because we don’t need another “manliest man” after the likes of Arda Turan or Burak Yılmaz really

… ali je Turčin

This Bijelo Dugme kid they subbed in scares me. Mf already almost scored damn.

Sure Cyprus were never world beaters but I’ve never seen them so bad. They were one of those teams who could shithouse their way to some goal or points, ruin betting handicaps, showing their teeth even when losing… Now they are consistently conceding a ton.

Was it Brozo who launched a missile at Samet? Poor guy is rekt.

Probably offside but either way Liva’s casual stroll and “save attempt” was hilarious lol

It has been 15 mins yet we are still not looking terrible, what sorcery is this?