I wonder if this new announcer sits down at night and thinks of amazing phrases to say for all the players

JB is a walking turnover this season

Where is everyone

Hauser is an underrated defender for sure

JB better be shitting his brains out rn, SUPERMAX

I feel like it will be a battle this year between Doncic and Tatum for MVP. Jokic is still probably the best player overall but voter fatigue will play a factor.

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Tatum is the perfect human. He makes basketball look so smooth and easy and he looks good while doing it. He’s the sexiest man alive.

If anything, HELP him refs. He’s small and white. The cards are stacked against him enough without the zebras riding his dick.

Horford should be in Maine. Not even as a player. A coach.

Crowd is so much better than last game. I’m optimistic Celtics will pull this one out. The Celtics played pretty poorly for most of the half and the Knicks hit some very difficult shots. Yet it’s a one point game.

I’m waiting for the day Adam Silver is caught by an iPhone camera on tmz with a forked tongue licking water or some shit

Nice of Silver to come to honor Mike

Tommy turned in his grave

“Bench” rating that includes Tatum can be thrown in the trash can when it comes to any meaningful stats. That said, players like Hauser have been a pleasant surprise.

Joe said “fuck you bitches”

Why are the Jays still in the game

It’s nice to see an opponent brick every shot because it seems like teams always hit like 60% of their threes against us lately.

Has Horford hit one shot this season? Christ

I love to see Hauser look so calm and collected there recently, shaking defenders, regaining his footing and nailing it.