Even on a man, nice nipples are the piece of the pie.

I think you’re onto something here.

Play spin the bottle with their torsos

Krampus Elf Klaus Single all the Way for romantic schlock The Grinch Violent Night Terrifier 3 Whatever dumb new Xmas movie Netflix has

My in laws love A Christmas Story. One of my least favorites but I entertain

Okay, Fries are included with this one but I’d say anything over 16 bucks can be rounded up to 20, taking tip and taxes into account.

You’ve also got Purple in downtown. Miso burger is damn good but is 22 bucks.

Here in Seattle I routinely see a burger get near that mark.