Yes, the term is ephebophile, but you will get looked at sideways for knowing and insisting on using it correctly. Rightly so, honestly.

Muenster is incredible you take that back.

Nobody defending trump would also insult his tiny hands.

It is. Ubisoft evidently didn’t get the memo. Not surprising.

Ey, it’s fuck day!

Laws don’t matter if you don’t believe in them amirite.

Russian doctrine hasn’t evolved past Soviet era, why should our jokes? What’s air defense doing by the way? Oil fields and refineries and storage facilities just keep exploding.

Complying with international sanctions is so dumb amirite.

Honestly my first tip that this was satire.

Ahaha. “Here’s how to use wasd and get into a ship. Pay 30 bucks for episode 2 to fly it.”

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And run away from your feelings!

I’d count The Used as emo, and they’re still awesome.

The question is whether it’s tongue in cheek, or if he’s genuinely that terrified of having a gap in his resumé…

I once accidentally enabled a firewall on a vm and bricked a server.

Looks at earth

Well, it probably won’t get much worse, and if it does it’ll at least be interesting to see.

Yeah, in the water. Giving them another apex predator on land won’t make them happy, I’m sure.

They can put a little beret on him and it’ll fool everyone.

Jaysus. I can’t even find the numbers anymore. I used to go to the pledge website and just point at the numbers when people tried to defend pledges, but it looks like they just took them off the site unless you’re logged in or something. Dunno, the site is a right bitch to navigate.

Edit: nevermind, think they’ve smoothed it out and I can in fact find prices now. This will be fun.

Oh absolutely. If we’re being 100% honest, they’ll never release because that’ll kill their golden goose. Pledge ships are only supposed to exist during early access and go away after release. Why release when you can instead churn out ship packs worth thousands or even TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS that schmucks will actually fucking pay for?