onionguy

If I go out, I wanna go out with a big Swan bang.

That can’t be true, everything the onion publishes, goes through me first, I would’ve seen that, trust me, I’m an expert. So who is spreading this?

What News is saying this?

I don’t get it.

What proffession do you work in, if I may ask?

Ah yes, 4chan, the pinnacle of unbiased moral discussion and verified news. A beacon of truth and honesty.

Agree with your respect for life sentiment tho.

Lol thanks. ^^

I can’t understand the word “I’ve tried other (…)” what?

Props.