I was that nerdy kid that would tell anyone at every possible opportunity that thier iPhone was locked down garbage and they should switch to Android. Now I find any kind of vocal brand loyalty incredibly cringe as it just reminds me how I used to be when I was 14.

You’ve heard of “Bike Shedding” (wasting time arguing about a pointless tangent)

Now get ready for “Bat Shedding” (wasting money arguing about a pointless tangent)