How many global conflicts has she solved since she got that degree?

I am hard of hearing, can you please say that slowly :')

Sorry, please explain a lil more

Yeah, I need new friends, I am gonna replace my best friend with you.

As an Indian, I would like to congratulate everyone here, you tax returns are here, but there is a spelling mistake in your name and it would take $5000 to correct it, please call 1800420SCAM to get your refund.

bad jokes aside, these are the scum of the country and I am sorry for this shit.