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Cake day: October 18th, 2023

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  • He sees Arcia from the Braves at the bar in Cancun during the off-season. The two of them share a silent nod knowing they were both “abused” by Philly fans and they couldn’t handle it. They look away and both feel a pain in their chests. They sip their drinks. They both think “Man, I wonder what the buffet has in store for us tonight.” They wander over to get some food thinking “Don’t worry, it’s over now. They can’t hurt you anymore.” A jabroni from Philly walks up as they sample the fondue and says “You suck asshole.” The end.