This is attributing a level of competence to Apartheid Lonnie that isn’t warranted at all. Pretty sure it’s just his “efficient” (read: shit) QA again.

That is merely a continuation of the original ethnic cleansing that reduced Palestine to Gaza and the West Bank to begin with.

I could never get through the 2nd ostrich riding sequence in the 2nd level as a kid. The rest of the game was fine, though, once I used the level select to skip ahead. Turns out, it was because my eyesight was shit and I couldn’t even see the correct obstacles on screen (I was trying to avoid the branches, but no it was pink hippos and bird nests the whole time, so my timing on the double jumps was always off). Replaying the game a couple years back when Disney re-released it alongside Aladdin, I found it still tricky, but doable.

Harry Potter’s bedroom used to be a cupboard under the stairs, with a door that locked from the outside.

Racebending again?

Wait, what?! This had been listed as release date TBA for so long on my wishlist that I’d wondered if it got quietly canned or something.

The combat seems a lot more dynamic than Shyamalan’s take, so that’s something at least.

I just wanted Black Flag without all the land bits, is that too much to ask?

It’s leave, you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

Gonna throw in a shout out to AC’s spritual precursor, Prince of Persia. Also can’t go wrong with Rayman or Rabbids.

Call it what it is, ethnic cleansing, you cowards.