It’s a metaphor, exercise won’t fix a bad diet

What math are you basing 10% off of? Because that’s grossly undervalues the service Valve provides between a store, community hub, unintrusive optional DRM, modding platform and more

That’s Gabes money, not Valve’s and you know it

Yes and before Steam the Publisher kept 60%, 30% is fine

Careful about worshipping at the altar rationality, it is as prone as any god to leading people astray.

What’s with this obsession over Valve making profit? Should they never expand or develop new things? BTW tell your boss I want Unreal back

Ironically fast food applies a speed debuff

Splitting hairs. Yall are fat now too

Jesus, I top out at half that and I’m an absolute lardass, les that I used to be but still

We compensate with gym time, you can’t outrun a cheeseburger

That hardly helps y’all use the word like a space bar

Sadly meat and blood ferment poorly, actual blood wine would be metal as hell

I have the same relationship with Little Caesars, sometimes you just want trash food and it’s all that will satisfy the craving

The average cup of coffee is a latte in the USA

Tapwater, you don’t need to make shit up when shitting on the USA

Bruh I was just at a Waffle House, they served coffee in perfectly normal ceramic cups, didn’t get any though, felt like the ever rarer Mr. Pibb instead

We have tacos, crows do not

That’s a lot of toast

Maps measure in miles AND kilometers here you have no excuse

It’s either that or ratchet him up to the point he’ll bang anyone that expresses interest in him regardless of gender, omnisexual murder machine Duke anyone?