ok but unironically me in God of War (2016 version).
I don’t know if I’m dumb or something but it does NOT mesh with my brain.
Cyberpunk, GTA, ultrakill, portal, quake, doom, just cause, postal, etc. are totally chill but literally just God of war and the half life games are impossible for me 😭

I think portal 2 (I forgot about 1) did have some stuff like that at the start in the little room with Wheatley.
the “space to say apple” room

I still have an account, but I’ve only ever posted 6 times and haven’t deleted it because I don’t wanna jump through the hoops of “sign in to see this content”, also because once and a while I’ll see a linked tweet about a game or artist or something and give it a heart

i tried to find another post saying this to make a duplicate question joke, but apparently when you type 77% into Voyager it crashes the app lol
https://github.com/aeharding/voyager/issues/1801#issue-2780882871

coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.

But wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨

I really hope Gabe doesn’t die right now because we are SO CLOSE to having a mainstream windows competitor.
The users-&-software feedback loop snowball is about to go down a mountain and I am so here for it.

yes

how did they manage to make ._. look happy??

it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes

what.

FUN FACT literally the 2nd paragraph of the declaration of Independence gives all Americans the right to overthrow the government if it infringes on your rights and implement a government that better respects your rights

(note, depending on the transcription or print it might not even have paragraphs)

I just use my phone’s default “adaptive charging” setting where it charges to 80% for most of the night then up to 100% right before I usually get it at ~7-8am
don’t know how to look at the health but in the 2 years since I got it I haven’t noticed any drain which is a lot better than my old phone by its 2 year mark.

I don’t intend on babying my phone though, I can just replace the battery in the future if it’s really needed. understand the benefits but I would accidentally leave it unplugged every other night lol

ok, sidepoint, but the other day I realized that urinals are just dedicated walls for people to pee on and I think that’s really sweet

how do you even come up with a story this wild

why? 🤨

You know, there’s real time captioning now, so this could actually be a real working thing you could overlay onto your screen with not that much work

I had like 15k messages in a really active discord server over the span of a year, it had like ~5k people in it last time I checked. If I can only get 15,000 with #general on my 2nd monitor for over a YEAR how the hell can anon get 50,000 on a forum with FIFTY PEOPLE?? Honestly I don’t know if I doubt it or not which makes it even worse 😭

* note the server I played on was for a Minecraft ‘client’ (essentially a modpack)

it would change the text in the tweet not redirect the link, like if you link twitter.com/ExamplePostHere it would change the text to x.com/ExamplePostHere
but it didn’t check if there was other stuff in the link like the ‘se’ before ‘twitter’

my favorite websites are the “you’re a dumbass” websites. Twitter started changing “twitter.com/blah” to “x.com/blah” so, naturally, someone tried “setwitter.com” and it changed to “sex.com”
so naturally someone had to buy the setwitter domain (some others too) so people wouldnt go to a harmful website because twitter users are dumb. It’s pretty funny too https://www.setwitter.com/