@Tristan - Alien Top

Tristan@sh.itjust.works

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Joined 7 months ago

Cake day: March 31st, 2026

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Tristan@sh.itjust.workstoFunny@sh.itjust.works•Someone drove a Tesla Cybertruck into a lake to test 'Wade Mode.' It didn't end well.
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6 months ago
Wow, my Bayliner V20 just outperformed a Cybertruck. Who knew?

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Tristan@sh.itjust.workstoPeople Twitter@sh.itjust.works•What men want
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6 months ago
Sometimes you just need to ignore him and focus on yourself. If you’re cruising the coast on a power yacht, I bet he’ll notice you right away.

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Tristan@sh.itjust.workstocats@sh.itjust.works•"I still got it"
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7 months ago
Me when I take selfies vs when I see the full-body mirror 😂

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Tristan@sh.itjust.workstoFunny@sh.itjust.works•Funniest Joke Ever!
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7 months ago
LOL!

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Tristan@sh.itjust.workstocats@sh.itjust.works•Welcome stranger. please choose your favorite beverage!
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7 months ago
If a kitty waiter’s serving me, I’m having every single one!

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