saying “shalom” or “namastey” or “hola” as a non-native speaker was an irritating “hip” thing to do when that movie came out, and that’s a scene where Peter Parker is trying repeatedly to be “hip” and failing spectacularly.

“Very sad!” - okay, Donald.

“troll”. how?

is this like how you used “gatekeeping” incorrectly earlier?

If you want to believe that agreeing with what I said is some kind of argument, go for it.

there are lots of topics that people choose to take offense at for any number of reasons, I try to sympathize when possible.

Saying that waves being on the ocean is not exactly “WTF” is apparently on that list.

TIL.

“What a dumb thing to say” - ieatpillowtags

goes on to exactly agree with the “dumb” conclusion that not many people know about waves because they live in cities and don’t spend much time on the water.

slick.

also, “gatekeeping” in what world?

that’s completely inapplicable here.

i know all about rogue waves, thanks.

people are unfamiliar with waves. I wouldn’t have guessed that, but I guess more and more people live in cities these days.

this is good knowledge to have in my back pocket.

idk, waves? waves aren’t unexpected on the ocean.

that’s a good swell, but it didn’t really WTF break my brain, did this break other brains?

here, this is more wtf: a serial urinator violating the candle section at dollar tree.

https://cbsaustin.com/news/nation-world/candles-filled-with-urine-spill-on-9-year-old-at-a-south-bend-dollar-tree-adreanna-shelton-indiana-stain-smell

boat hits a swell in front/side, stutters, fast moving swell is momentarily moving faster than the boat in the right direction.

that wave was probably hitting the side of the boat right as it was dipping down, so it climbed up the side of the boat and on to the deck

that is such a good name.

dogs have 8-10 nipples, and wookies are reportedly based on dogs, so it may be a safe bet to up your estimate!

teats, because in the holiday special malla(chewie’s wife) does not have pronounced breasts, implying wookie teats.

I’m glad we addressed this.

how: sitting next to your cousin so you can see his cards and across from your brother and tapping your left knee so that he knows what numbers to ask for.

why: you like your brother more and want to pick on your cousin. orrr you want to foster that fraternal connection.

thats the imaginary situation your uncle could have been yelling at, not you.

people are nuts.

I don’t think it’s supposed to be genuine advice, it’s a wind-up

When my first grade teacher was explaining a timed math test we were going to do, she said to visualize the numbers in your head so that you would know the answer to the question.

So when the test started, I went down problem by problem, 21, 48, 36… And then when there was only like one minute left in the test she asked me why I hadn’t written anything yet and I told her that I was saying the answer is in my head like she told us to.

She was like oh no, but you have to write them down also and I suddenly realized those were just the instructions for how to do math in your head?

And then I frantically wrote down the answers.

This is based as far as I can tell.

It’s a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified.

What, did he do this?

This is incorrect and lazy.

https://archive.is/BAglI

Ppf. It’s digital currency. It’s not a scam.

You sound like an 80-year old who refuses to use debit cards because they aren’t cash.

“A TRIDENT missile dramatically misfired and crashed into the ocean yards from the British nuclear submarine that launched it, The Sun can reveal.”

Crashed into the ocean.