Man, I keep forgetting about this. I thought we were talking about the band.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

I assume everyone is a megaturd until proven otherwise.

I was told by others that it was diet. But I never cared much to do research on that.

That’s pretty cool. I didn’t know that was a thing.

I’m not claiming I am better than anyone else. I have one perk to this lifestyle. I have many more downsides. I need to take supplements because I’ve been anemic. I fart constantly.

I’m allergic to eggs and lactose intolerant. I will eat dairy. I usually have to stick to yogurt. I don’t eat meat because as a child we had to push expiration dates and got sick a lot. Meat just grosses me out. My wife is not a vegetarian. I’m not in this for moral reasons. I don’t fault anyone for eating meat. I’m not pushing a lifestyle here. I’m just saying I don’t smell much.

And, I do throw up. I’m a lightweight when it comes down to drinking. I also generally don’t like other vegetarians because they do act superior. I like to point out random facts that are in opposition of their view, and call them out. Then when they play the moral high ground card; I can do the same.

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No idea. Personally I never had much of an issue with it.

I am 100% sure that I don’t smell bad and people are not just being polite. I definitely would have been called out by now.

And again, no one will believe me either way. This is the Internet.

I shower once a day. I don’t generally wear deodorant. I get away with it I think because body odor is largely impacted by meat intake. I swear I don’t smell bad, I’ve asked others. This is the Internet and so no one will believe me unless OP comes to my house and smells my arm pit.

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When my wife is in a bad mood I try handing her random objects like a stick from outside. [Wife] you can’t be mad, you now have an anti-grumpy stick

*I swear this actually works. We are a strange couple

Try dehydrated onions.

Not specific answers for recipes, more of here’s some fundamental ideas look online, so for example if I said flour, water, yeast, salt that is bread. Remove yeast you have crackers. Add baking soda you have soda crackers. Add olive oil, you have pizza dough exct.

Flour

Water

Beans

Oats

Nuts

Wheat Gluten

Oil

Dried fruit

Dehydrated vegetables

Sugar

Salt

Rice

Oats

Peanutbutter

Jelly

Tyme or other spices

Lentils

Corn meal

Baking soda

Vinegar

Baking powder

Yeast

Coffee

Tea

Dehydrated meat?

Now, I don’t know your situation but if you need food and you are in a financial bind not just looking for stuff that doesn’t expire. Check out your local food bank/pantry. There’s no shame in that.

Personally I do a lot of canning and foraging for things. So food storage is pretty important. I don’t buy a lot of groceries. There are a lot of options for long lasting food, but too many to share.

I definitely would look up homesteading and some recipes from that.

I like answering them and asking if their parents are proud of them.

Go with “Double Anus Hammer Wagon IV”

Well. I’ve seen a video where a guy tried to put a pickle jar in his pooper and then a whoopsie happened where the jar breaks.

I’m okay with just not using YouTube. The Internet sucks compared to how it was back in the day. Now it’s built around selling you something. Fuck that.